On this thrilling and historic day, here are two photos I took during the course of this year. They’re bookends, of a sort, to this inspiring man’s incredible run. I expect great things of you, sir.

Nashua North High School, Nashua, New Hampshire, January 5, 2008, 12:30 p.m.:

Max Meltzer Community Center, 94 East 1st Street, New York, New York, November 4, 2008, 11:03 a.m.:

John McCain and Sarah Palin have been drowning themselves in the toilet for the last several weeks, and it appears that their noses will barely be above water by November 4. But at least they’re starting to be upfront about their only remaining strategy for getting into the White House. Check out this poster from the surprisingly honest ad campaign they launched this morning:

More stuff like this is here.

I have a spy at The Weekly Standard—let’s call him Z.—and he emailed me earlier today to say that Bill Kristol locked himself in his office first thing this morning so he could go into InDesign and crank out his latest Standard column about Sarah Palin. Kristol’s been writing about Palin for both the Standard and The New York Times, so he’s having trouble coming up with fresh justifications for her candidacy. It’s pretty thin gruel at this point, and he’s getting frustrated. Apparently his cursing has been audible throughout the floor all morning. Kristol stepped out for lunch a few minutes ago, and Z. went into the publishing system and printed up a copy of Kristol’s work-in-progress. Z. just emailed me a scan of the page:

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The scan might be hard to read at this size, so I’ve retyped the text and posted it after the jump.

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