August 28, 2008
Hot Deals! Subscribe to X-Acto!, Boot Lick, Bathroom Stall Digest, Professional Award Judge, and Other Advertising-Industry Magazines

Posted by Andrew Hearst

Hinge Neck magazine

In the late ’90s, I occasionally did freelance typesetting for a small firm that designed annual reports for AOL, Boston Properties, Tommy Hilfiger, and other corporations. It was a really good gig, and my Quark skills improved enormously from having to lay out elaborate financial tables in meticulous, pixel-perfect fashion.

It was at this firm that I acquired the hilarious Publishers Clearing House spoof below, which was tacked to a bulletin board in a corner of the office. I pulled it down and made a color copy of it. All the jokes are about the advertising industry, and everything’s very inside-baseball. So it’s likely that this originally appeared in some sort of advertising-industry trade publication. I have no idea where it was published, and I’ve always been curious. If you know, please post in the comments!

I’ve been wanting to post this for several years, but its unwieldy size and awkward layout made it difficult. Even with the new Panopticist design, I’ve had to cut this up in Photoshop so I can post a readable version.

Anyway, pretty much everything in this is funny and spot-on, and there are dozens of perfect little details. As the tagline for Popular Concept says, “It’s Stuffed Full of Zingers!” Here’s the whole thing; zoomed details are after the jump.

Just look at all these fabulous advertising magazines to subscribe to!

A few of the best: Popular Cliché, Hinge Neck, Prima Donna (“The magazine for those who bend for no one”), and Professional Award Judge (“The magazine for those so creative, they now only judge shows”).

Just look at all these fabulous advertising magazines to subscribe to!

Just look at all these fabulous advertising magazines to subscribe to!

Just look at all these fabulous advertising magazines to subscribe to!

Here’s a list of all the magazines: Popular Cliché, Modern Deadline, Bathroom Stall Digest, 8000 Cat Photos, Hinge Neck, Lorum Ipsum, Jelly, Suck-Up, Advertising Hairstyles, Pitch, Dandy Idea, Prima Donna, Corporate Charger, X-Acto!, American Idea, Fake Client Journal, Award Monger, American Intern, Meal Ticket, Reimbursement Nightmares, Snipe, Expense Report Weekly, Ego, Creative Pickup Artist, Professional Award Judge, Strange But True Timesheets, Spraymount, Copy Diva, Caffeine Aficionado, Screenwriter Hopeful, Sellout, CFO!, Award Polish, Freelancer, Popular Concept, Xylene Beat, Agency Romance, American Book, Color Copy Nightmares, Typesetter Digest, Boot Lick, Frustrated Artist, Marker World, Creative Leper, Pro Bono, 2001 Cocktail Recipes, Couch Quest, Middle-Aged Junior, Popular Merger, Window View, Burnout, Salary Cap, Suit Monthly, Phallic Symbol, White Space, Gutless Bastard, Depressed Hobbyist, Sphincter.






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