April 17, 2006
To Clarify Its Mission, Us Weekly Adds Four Letters to Its Name

Posted by Andrew Hearst

In recent months, the celebrity weeklies have been all pregnancy, all the time. So on some level this makes sense:

Uterus Weekly. Va Va Womb! Jolie's Gigantic! Brad and Angelina's unborn daughter is already more famous, and more sexy, than you'll ever be. We know you're wondering: What's the fetus REALLY like? We went inside to find out. AN EXCLUSIVE U.W. REPORT

(Go to this page for more stuff like this.)





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