October 4, 2005
The Absolut-Ad Spoof Is the Most Tired Form of Media Parody…

Posted by Andrew Hearst

…but what if we change a few letters and add the empty noggin of a dangerous but determined man?

Resolut Pinhead. To send this man to prison, please contact the war-crimes tribunal at The Hague, Netherlands. With any luck, the rest of his band of criminals will get locked up with him. Okay, that's a pipe dream. Hey, non-wingnut Republicans: Still happy you voted for this guy? Thanks for nothing. Product of United States. 100% pinhead. Washington, DC

(In January, I posted a great Absolut riff by my pal Rob Harrell.)





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