April 19, 2005
Your Knife Sucks

Posted by Andrew Hearst

Your knife sucks

Don’t fuck with this redneck: Your knife sucks. His does not, because it attaches to his belt buckle for easy access. The video demonstration is hilarious: “Whatever I’m doing with my hands, my knife’s going to do.” (I love the dog barking in the background, and the offscreen woman’s voice telling the dog to shut up.)

[Tip from my excellent pal Mary Schmidtberger, who is absolutely the coolest and funniest person ever.]





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