February 22, 2005
El Kabong Lives!

Posted by Andrew Hearst

heckled guitarist

Another underground video gem from one of my Media Shower tapes. This one-and-a-half-minute clip was apparently filmed at a small club in Oklahoma. A redneck with an acoustic guitar has lost control of his audience, which is heckling him mercilessly. The agitated guitarist heckles back. One of the hecklers apparently gets up and makes a move toward the stage—and the guitarist steps down and goes all El Kabong on the guy. You don’t really see anyone but the guitarist during the clip—the camera never moves, and the violence takes place just out of camera range. But somehow that makes it funnier: The guitarist lunges out of view with an intact guitar; there’s a big THUNK; and then he steps back onstage with a broken guitar. He pleads with the audience to take his side, but the stunned crowd isn’t having any of it. Someone suggests calling security. And then the perfect kicker: Someone yells, “I want my money back!”

I’ve seen this clip dozens of times over the last few years, and it still makes me laugh and laugh every single time.





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