January 12, 2005
American Gentrifier

Posted by Andrew Hearst

As Gawker noted in November, the American Gentrifier cover below appears on the flip side of the Winter 2005 issue of Stay Free!, the lefty cultural mag edited by the brilliant and hilarious Brooklyn resident Carrie McLaren. That’s me holding the baby; it was the first time I’d ever worn a Baby Bjorn, and it may well be the last. (The wife and baby are models too.)

American Gentrifier

I had nothing to do with the concept or design of this cover; I simply showed up at the photographer’s studio and did my best imitation of an emasculated Park Slope husband. The issue is being distributed free throughout Brooklyn at cafes and other establishments. If you’re rarely or never in Brooklyn, you can buy the issue for $2.95 at a number of bookstores around the country, including one of my favorites, Manhattan’s St. Mark’s Bookshop. The issue is also available via the Stay Free! website.

Carrie apparently thinks I look like the archetypal clueless yuppie, because this is the second time she’s enlisted me as a model for one of the parodies that appear on her magazine’s back cover. Four or five years ago, I appeared on the back of Stay Free! in an anti-S.U.V. parody:

I'm an Asshole!

Don’t you love how my belt doesn’t match my shoes? Carrie just marched me around the streets of SoHo posing me in front of parked S.U.V.s. They were everywhere. I was surprised to discover just how many of them there are. I have a driver’s license, but I rarely drive, so I’d never really had cause to notice them.

Carrie had this ad made into postcards, which you can buy on the Stay Free! website.





Panopticist site map

» Five-Word Links archive

The Magazine Covers
The Palin Doctrine: Alaska governor Sarah Palin weighs in on international affairs and foreign policy, including globalization, the Russia problem, the China threat, and the arms race
Us Weekly as Harper's
Parents as Penis
Sementeen
Understatement Weekly
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Uterus Weekly
Sylvester Stallone on the cover of Sly
The National Enquirer as Esquire

» see all of the magazine covers



Panopticon
Panopticist sitemap

Home
About
Five-Word Links
Best Of
Blog Archives
Writing Archives
My Music
RSS

What is a Panopticist? Some insight is here.

About Andrew Hearst

I’m Andrew Hearst, a New York-based writer, editor, designer, musician, and gadabout. You can learn a bit more about me here.

Email: hearst@nyc.rr.com

This site is powered by Movable Type 4.21 and was lovingly hand-coded in BBEdit.

Search results powered by Mark Carey’s Fast Search plugin.

panopticist